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meganmonsters:

carrots-up-my-bum:

bucket-o-magikarp:

karkatscommunistbutthole:

monicle-lewinsky:

i’m a little teapot

short and stout

heir ist mein handle

heir ist mein spout

when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout

open ze oven and take zem out!

i am going to hell

oh my godd

who would make his head into a teapot

.. i can’t stop laughing omfg

Oh my fuckin god!!!!! That is way to fuckin funny. I soooo got to get me one.

got bored super fast

got really bored this morning really fast, so ive been learning zippo tricks for the past 4 hours. im not doin to bad ether. ive gotten a few things down really fast, some of the tricks are goin to take alot of fooling around with and alot of practice and alot of burn fingers and hands and almost no hair left on my arms or hands lol. but oh well, thats the price i pay for being bored and having fun.

The lovely shit that happens when your running home from work down a dark road at 1am, trip/fall/get up/fall again/finally get home/notice the feeling of blood running down half of arm/notice youve been bleeding big time for almost 2 hours. I now have a few nice deep cuts going up my arm from my palm to almost my elbow. Fuck eh?

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